Sarah and Jasper awaken in the cabin of nearby survivalists. Groggy from home-made painkillers, Sara looks out a wide, oval window down a gigantic hillside. About four miles away she sees the smoldering border of the fart-pocalypse.
Through the haze of Morphine, Vicodin and what some call 'Lungpuppies', Sarah figures out what's up with Jasper.
What's up with Jasper?
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He's being supervised by the family's wonderful fraternal ten-year old twins, Jake and Neera.
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Dozing over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Playing Mario Kart badly with the family's only kid, Stomp, a twelve year old gentle giant.
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Sleeping on a fold out cot in a slightly creepy living room.
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Being invited for dinner.
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BEING dinner. OH NOES.
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Weakly punching Mitchell Sandowski, who had traveled eighteen miles for a seven cent library fine.
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Freaking out over the shiny letters in an LIFE magazine advertisement.
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Learning Esperanto from William Shatner.
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