Emesis!

Everyone in the Scientology office is doubled over, puking their guts up.

Sara and Jasper stare in disbelief. Well, actually only Sara stares. Jasper is a sympathetic retcher, and dies a little inside every time he hears them gagging.

One of the windows is smashed in. Scott Chen leans in and yells, "Come on, guys! The Vomit Ray won't hold them for long!"

1. They stop long enough to punch each puking scientologist in the crotch as hard as they can.
2. They climb out of the office. Then they see Scott's ride, a giant sailing ship...which is hovering 50 feet off the ground.
3. Sara steals the Vomit Raygun and goes on a shooting spree.
4. Outside, Sara makes an offering to the Monkey Story Gods to give thanks for their deliverance from Scientology.
5. The world's largest can of Mountain Dew falls from the sky and crushes the building..

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