Halfway through the test, Sara realizes the insane nature of the church
and starts heaving chairs around. Jasper, eager to strike back, shoves
papers off of desks and punches out windows. It wasn't as dramatic as it
sounded, the Center used to be a movie-prop storage warehouse and the
windows were safety-glass they were selling on eBay.
Anywho, Sara tries to make her way to the exit.
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The Scientologists let her go; this grouping recognizes that kidnapping is against the law.
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This grouping blocks the door with a human wall.
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Sara opens the wrong door and she and Jasper are soon lost in the basement. Jasper finds a shiny, three foot wide doorknob made of rubber.
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Jasper punches out a real window and breaks four bones and cuts himself (not deep but there's lots of blood).
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Josh Burbank, not fat, runs in and starts ninja-kicking people. Seems Josh spent five weeks practicing one move, ninja-kicking.
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For some reason, everyone but Sara and Jasper start vomiting wildly.
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An 'Anonymous' protest outside, coupled with the rare insanity of these paticular cultists results in an actual riot; the Anon. people figure out our heroes are in trouble.
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Scott Chen runs into the middle of the Scientology lobby, screams gibberish ("Gibberish!") and pulls his own head off.
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Jasper bursts into song.
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The two are arrested; while Scientology is full of jerks, it's still illegal to fuck their place up.
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