Being Chased By Horrible Otherdimensional Monsters Is Serious Business.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 80606

Reaibn manifests in the car next to Scott, employing a slight 'Gaie' to make it seem he had been there since the car revved up.
"So, Scott." said Reaibn. "Wanna go get some McDonalds? I'm starving."
"My Jesus Crap!" Scott said. "You were ten feet tall and blasting out more energy then a Dragonball Z character! McDonalds? Why the heck do you want McDonalds? We just survived a confrontation with demons from hell?"
"Oh no." said Reaibn, shaking his head slowly. "Not hell. Ever wonder where demons go when humans destroy them? They go to where those...kids...were from. Anywho." Reaibn smiles and purely by coincidence, the sun comes out. "They're doing some awesome Disney toys I wanna get."
"AAAAAUGH!" Scott starts screaming hysterically and drooling. He really shouldn't be driving. "AAAAAARRRGH!"

  1. Reaibn snakes a foot over and gently presses down on the brake.
  2. Reaibn slaps Scott. A lot.
  3. Reaibn uses his Valium spray.
  4. Reaibn leaps out the passenger door and rolls.
  5. Scott veers the car around, stamps the accelerator and heads straight for a 'Closed For Remodeling' hairdressers.
  6. They go like that for some time. "AAAAAUGH!" drool. "AAARGH!" drool.
  7. Josh, who had been sleeping in the back seat all this time, wakes up. Laminated furry porn is stuck to his face via drool.
  8. The car radio crackles. "Hello....Scott." says a voice that sounds like hissing gas. "All magic is balance."
  9. Scott calmly pulls to a stop, leaps out, runs a hundred yards and bodily tackles a speeding passenger train. Bits of Scott rain down for hundreds of yards; including at a Boy Scout jamboree.

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