The Death of Jasper

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 80153

"His head fell in my mouth." said Josh innocently. Sara screams, smashes open the store's door and runs off into the night. She passes a bashed-in wall of corn, a dead giant rabbit, a tub full of cocaine, a self-moving grocery cart and a box in a dried gully. Then, because the author is tired of writing scenery, she goes insane for ten minutes. When she comes 'to', she is inside a well lit, mostly-glass phone booth. The purple seat inside is nice and clean. The phone book, hanging below the machinery, is sparkling new. Sara finds about five dollars worth of quarters in her pocket.
A small sign attacked to the door indicates that this is phone booth is inspected every day at noon (which was eleven hours away) by the Philberton Historical Society. The reasons -why- is lost to a spay of graffiti indicating that the author is a sexual powerhouse with the men. Sara sighs. What now?

  1. Call the cops.
  2. Call Bill Murray for advice.
  3. Make oragami out of random sheets of paper.
  4. Call corporate for that convienence store and report it hadn't been cleaned for eight years.
  5. Sara spots a number for 1978, yes the year. Curious, she calls it.
  6. Twelve armless zombies try to get in. Thank god for arm-lessness.
  7. Captain America's sheild lands in the dirt outside. Sara looks but can't find the Captain.
  8. Iron Man's boot falls out of the sky, landing fifteen feet away. His foot is still inside.
  9. Sara dials a number at random and gets an excited pre-teen girl.
  10. Sara dials a number at random and gets the Staircase Room. Scott Chen insists that she, Sara, is the Propogator's Pizza Parlor and Bingo.

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