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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 80003

Fred sighs deeply, and forces himself to calm down. He closes his eyes, counts to ten, and then sighs again. "Ahem..." he says, fixing his steely stare upon the young lad."maybe you don't understand, being such a lowly commoner, but I am a Lord and so what I say goes. And what I sayyyy is that you are going to let me in to speak to the magistrate." he states firmly, and waves his hand in an 'out of my way' kind of gesture.

The lad's hands are shaking as he holds the spear. "Yes, im a lowly commoner as you have said, great Lord Fred, but no one gets in with weapons. Im sorry. And, you simply must wipe your feet." his voice quavering, the lad really begins to regret not calling in sick today. He didn't feel well, and honestly now that he thinks about it he might have a fever. Dammit.

Fred's hands are shaking as his face turns beet red as he yells at the lad, phlegm splattering on him as spittle rains down. "WHAT?!?!?!! You DARE to speak to me in such a fashion? I must? I MUST?!"

Fred simply cannot believe that such a lowly, miserable, worthless commoner such as this would dare to obstruct him in such a fashion. It is time for drastic measures.

  1. Fred decides to go ahead and disembowel the miserable wretch after all. He can then storm the magistrate's office. Track mud, LOTS of mud. So much mud. AND BLOOD. Mud & Blood II: Electric Boogaloo should be the next episode's title.
  2. Fred pulls out a copy of Dealing with Commoners: When the Miserable Worthless Bastards Wont Get In Line, by Lord Hellim Betterthanyu
  3. Fred cries. What a meanie the lad is, for not letting him through!
  4. Fred goes back to the blacksmith for his 'Whoopin Box'
  5. Fred punches the lad in the mouth, throws his unconcious body in the mud, then urinates on him. Then, he goes to see the magistrate.
  6. Fred stands resolute. "You will let me in or I will stand out here all day. Eyeing you." The lad is uncomfortable.
  7. The lad does have a fever. He falls unconcious. Fred gets help.
  8. The lad does have a fever. He falls unconcious. Fred steps over him, and into the magistrate's office.

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