Sissy

The ground shook as everyone in the whole tavern shouted: "I DON'T!" That is, everyone except Fred himself, Brin, the woman with the oryx horn [79869], and possibly a couple of elves, but everyone knew how weird they were.

"Rainbows?" an old goblin sneered. "What are you, some kind of sissy?"

"No," Fred answered haughtily. "I am some other kind of sissy!"

This strange statement was met with an avalanche of dropping jaws and a roar of laughter.

"SISSY! HE'S A SISSY!!"

1. Yeah, so what's it to you?
2. Aren't we all sissies?
3. I'm a sissy and proud of it.
4. Hey look, is that a demonic duck of some sort?
5. Nobody steps on a church in my town!
6. Uh, where did that woman get an oryx horn from anyway?
7. Barkeep, yoghurt for everyone!

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