A Massive Swath of Destruction

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 79658

You and Felina find a bar in one of the areas of Kansas that has not been blacked out. The bartender and three not-so-drunk patrons raise a bit of a fuss after seeing Felina is half-skunk.
After tossing around a few gold bars (it's valuable across most of the multi-verse) that Grand Moff had in his hovercar, nobody complains.
You and Felina pick a quiet, dark corner and start chugging down Bacontinis like there is no tomorrow.

  1. The hovercar, parked on the bar's roof, explodes.
  2. The hovercar, parked on the bar's roof, runs out of hover and smashes in...
  3. A drunkie had found the super-long light saber...
  4. You two start playing footsies under the table.
  5. Footsies leads to gouges as you forget Felina is half animal. Fortunately the hovercar has healing gel.
  6. The bartender forgets his bribe and calls some nerds he knows from a local Army research joint.
  7. Felina's ex-boy friend, a minotaur, has somehow tracked her down. Right when you were nibbling on her neck and choking on fur.

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