The Cutting Edge

Felina discovers that the sabers can be connected fairly easily. With each new saber, the blade becomes longer. When all seven are connected, the blade is nearly 200 feet long and hanging from the passenger window.

You're leaving an unbroken swath of cut trees and neatly-sliced light and telephone poles behind you as you drive. You slice several animals (the nonintelligent, nontalking ones, so Felina isn't as disturbed by this as she might have been otherwise), a letter carrier and several trucks clean in half. The blade slices down several main power lines. Congratulations--you've succeeded in blacking out most of Kansas and the surrounding states!

1. Huzzah!
2. Celebrate with bacontinis--martinis made with bacon-flavored vodka!
3. Just keep driving. Play a game called "Will it Cut?"

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