Cleveland Rocks!

The long, long chute deposits them in a magical land called...Cleveland, Ohio. Not too far off the shore, in fact. As was usual these days, their landing is somewhat wet.

Somewhere high in the air over the lake, Jasper lost his shoes. Cursing, he climbs onto the embankment towards them only to see someone dart out of the underbrush and grab them.

"Come back with my shoes, you thieving fuck!" he bellows, but it's an empty threat--he can't run fast without his shoes, in fact, he can barely even walk.

"Take it easy--we'll get you some more," says Sara, wringing out her shirttail. "We're close to home. Come on, let's find a payphone and call for a ride."

1. There's a phone booth close by. Unfortunately, all the phone booths in this area are occupied by screaming hobos.
2. jasper finds his shoes--someone's used them to demonstrate the proper definition of the phrase "Cleveland Steamer."
3. they see a guy wandering in their direction. When he gets closer, they see he's got an alien headcrab attached to his head.
4. They go wandering through the fantastic, amazing streets of legendary Cleveland in slack-jawed awe. It's amazing!

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