Wilhelm Crash

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78966

With a thundering crash you seem to have heard in a hundred cartoons before, the back wall disintegrates into a million pieces - give or take 42 - as a big hulking (nothing to do with Dr. Banner) Sherman (not connected with the Lagoon) tank comes crunching through it and grinds to a halt right in front of your toes.

After a moment's silence punctuated by some falling rubble (nothing to do with Barney), the top hatch opens with a weirdly familiar metallic clang, and to your surprise Elmer Fudd peeks out wearing an army helmet and laughs maniacally: "Hahahahah! I got you now, you wascally..."

He stops, looks from one to the other of you, looks at the still nude skunkette again, and says in an annoyed tone: "Hey, wowk with me hewe! Thewe isn't a single w (you know what I mean) in fox, vixen, skunk(ette) ow human! I gotta use my speech impi... imbed... trouble, it's in my bwoody contwact!"

  1. Apologise.
  2. Blame the previous writer.
  3. Suggest calling the vixen a vulpine.
  4. Flesh eating zombies with bad hearing invade the bar and devour Elmer. Apparently they mistook Fudd for food.
  5. Vilhelm screams.
  6. All of the above.
  7. None of the above.
  8. Every other option above.
  9. Heavens Above.
  10. Gods above and below!

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