Ninja Village Rivalry

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78853

In the only ninja village that can rival the Village Village for dumb- assery, thirteen ninjas meet. They sit around a wide table on the Tower of Trickery, a well-known nuetral spot for ninja training exams. No one would dare fight unauthorized here, for it would bring down the ire of every village everywhere. Unfortunately, honorably obeying the ancient tradition of not fighting does not forbid the ancient practice of pure, evil treachery. In short, dear readers, words are not fists. Or, with these ninja, words are not bright pink blasts of energy. Anyway...
These men are the leaders of the Village hidden in the Mountains, a city with a cool name but full of dumbasses.
"We must destroy the Village Village." says Renai Kufaree, while toying with the white streak in his hair.
"Yes, we know." said Leader Level-up. "But why?"
"Yeah, why?" said Fillout Episode, toying with his broadsword.

  1. "They stole all my songs off my Myspace page when I said not to."
  2. "Dunno. They just look ugly, I guess."
  3. "They have a dumb village name. We have a cool one."
  4. "I lost my wallet there and when I got it back, I had my cards but the cash was gone."
  5. "They control several valuable mines."
  6. "They would be a strategic location to plan an assault on the Leaf Village."
  7. "Somewhere in the city is a book detailing exactly how to summon and control ALL the multi-tailed cats...each one a powerful force for destruction."
  8. "They are an emberassment to ninja everywhere. They are actually teaching the 'Twinkie Creation Jitsu'. And no, Fillout, I don't care that it works!"
  9. Wantsa Line interrupts.
  10. "They keep humilating us in the Exams. They wash out far after we do." "Our men keep falling off things." says Redshirt Makali.

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