Training

You decide to practice your Shadow Jitsu.

You're not altogether sure why, but this involves running through the village and stumbling over various people and objects while screaming and slapping your buttocks. You pass the mayor running the other way, slapping at his own buttocks with a large tuna. "WATERMELON, WATERMELON!" he gabbles, as he trips and falls into the cesspool.

"Watermelon!" you scream. You pick up a redfish from the fishmonger whose cart you've just knocked over, and run off slapping at your buttocks with the fish. "WATERMELON!"

1. Being imitative souls, the ninja townsfolk start doing it as well.
2. You trip and fall into the sewage ditch.
3. You see Josh Burbank making for the library--so you clobber him with the fish!
4. Your power grows as you charge hither and yon, and you accidentally run through a brick wall.
5. Meanwhile, in a rival village nearby...

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