The Sins of the Past

"We can't take a ride from this guy," Jasper hisses.

"Why?" Sara snaps back.

"Because...THIS GUY was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2!"

Sara blanches. "Oh my...my God..." Jasper was right. This was a close thing, too close.

He nods grimly. "You inflicted that film on millions of people," he growls. Sara nods, slipping mallets and stakes out of her pack. She's carried them everywhere with her for the past decade and a half, since that night in 1991 when, crying in horror, they'd made that pact in front of the theater and signed it in blood. The time was finally upon them.

"But...but--I didn't MAKE it! screams Vanilla Ice. "I HAD ONE SONG ON THE SOUNDTRACK! JUST ONE!" he climbs out of the bus to get away from Jasper.

"Someone has to pay. SOMEONE HAS TO PAY!' screams Jasper. Sara and Jasper grimly give chase.

1. They run him down and drive a stake into his heart. The evil is finally destroyed.
2. Due to a homophone problem, they run him down and drive a steak into his heart.
3. His fear was just an act! Vanilla Ice uses his power to summon the beasts of the night, like wombats and wildebeests.
4. as 3, except he uses his power to transform into a monstrous representation of his stage name.
5. FLASHBACK: one night in 1991, a very young Josh, Scott, Sara and Jasper are entering the theater. TMNT2 is about to be shown.
6. Before they can kill him, Eminem and a legion of Jugaloos swoops down and tears Vanilla Ice limb from limb.

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