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Suddenly, there's a flash.
When their eyes clear, Grand Moff has been replaced by...
"Josh Burbank?" Astra and Fred gasp together.
Yep, it's Josh--he's also stinking drunk, extra emphasis on the
"stinking." It smells like he hasn't made the acquaintance of a shower for
a some days. His clothes are torn and ripped, and one of his shoes is
gone. In his hand, he's still clutching a bottle of MD 20/20. He belches,
and the two of them gag at the exploded-distillery aroma that envelopes
them.
"Cun'nifer eyem?" he slurrs out, and then collapses in a heap.
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They hear a noise from a garbage can nearby. It falls over, and a confused Grand Moff falls out. "What...in the name of the Maker just happened?" he grates out. "And why the hell am I HERE?"
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Struggling to figure out what's happening, they get Josh up and take him into the Starbucks At The End of the Universe to try to sober him up.
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"Cun'nifer eyem" indeed. What, exactly, was Josh trying to say there?
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Suddenly, Astra is kidnapped by Jawas!
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Wait--how, exactly, do Fred and Astra KNOW this clown?
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Sara and Jasper appear in a flash, along with a motley assortment of random guest characters.
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