I'm Sorry, I Had To

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78332

"Dammit, man." says Scott Chen, Josh's only friend and ex-partner in panty- inventing. "There are no tigers around!"
Josh holds up the red and blue chunk of granite. "Exactly!"

  1. D'oh!
  2. Josh pitches the stone at Scott's head.
  3. Josh's bum hand undergoes structual collapse. Green slime erupts. Fingernails fly everywhere. Scott screams and wets himself.
  4. Wait a second. Josh and Scott invented modern women's underwear in this timeline? Weird.
  5. The granite had a core of uranium. Josh's abundant, rich and oddly-combed back-hair falls out.

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