Miller Time
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78154
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Hey there, folks. Its your quintessential quasi-proletariat propagator of
puritanical pomposity, Dennis Miller. Please, hold the applause. What is
this place, anyway? ‘Bad Writers Anonymous’!? Seriously, folks. I’ve seen
better writing on the cockroach covered walls of a men’s room in some
greasy biker bar outside of Detroit back in the summer of ‘79 (after eating
a bad batch of Acid I had bought from some Berkley kid with a twitchy left
eye). True story. Anyway, I’ll cut right to the chase - I know how short the attention span of the average reader at this site is, after all - here’s my special, super secret recipe for Corn Flakes. First of all, you’ll need:1 spoon One bowl. One box of cereal. Secret ingredient? Milk. NOT soy milk, you commies. Throw all those ingredients into a blender and have at her, kiddies! No, but seriously, I’m sure you can figure the rest out by yourselves, you adorable little bad writers you. Look, I gotta scram but hey, kiddos. I’m rootin’ for ya. In the words of the great Caesar, after his conquest of Gaul...<insert latin phrase you wouldn’t understand, anyway> Ta!
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Dennis Miller
6/21/2008 2:00:37 AM
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