O'REILLEY?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78111

"Whash thish?" O'Reilley slurs out. He staggers up to the camera and peers into it with drunken intensity. "'s n' innerview?

He takes a huuuuuuuuuge belt from the half-empty bottle of Jameison he's carrying, and belches loudly. "Hot n' here," he slurs, tugging off his sweat-soaked jacket and shirt. Soon he's stripped to the waist. He almost stumbles taking his shoes off--it takes nearly thirty seconds before he manages to untie the left one.

"Scram, babe," he yells. Walters hastily vacates the seat. "Who let this loop in here" she screeches.

"Y'mama," he slurs, and belches again. He finally manages to the seat, only falling to the floor twice. "Thish time I'M gonna innerview 'im. No more leftiesh, lesh get the reaaaal poop out heah. Hardball. Lotsh, nicetameetya." He extends a sticky, somewhat unsteady hand.

  1. O'Reilley is slain by a hatchet-wielding cybernetic Tim Russert.
  2. Josh/Lots offers O'Reilley a refreshing pipe of fresh Crack.
  3. More examples of extremist partisan journalists, from left, right, and center, start wandering in, all drunk or high. A confused brawl begins. Tom Brokaw referrees.
  4. O'Reilley drunkenly accuses Josh of killing Julius Caesar with a sling blade.
  5. They all go for pancakes.
  6. O RLY?

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