Lord Fred would have been praised and rewarded by the Story Cops for his
clean-up efforts, except for one thing.
What had Lord Fred done wrong?
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Dumped the bodies into a trash compacter instead of the Continuity Restorer Van.
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Sung that Eric Mustaine song called 'The Most Annoying Song Ever'. Which it was.
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Dragged out the bodies not by their feet or arms but by their brains.
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Dragged them into the building next door, where Sara, Jasper, Mitchell and Paco were slap fighting.
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Not bribed enough Cops.
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Had done his task naked.
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Had dones his task while being a woman (wha?).
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Had replaced the bodies with even more mangled superhero corpses.
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Uncontrollable flatulence.
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Sang every single Bob The Minstrel song...at once. At ten times the speed. "FREWEBOOOERRREEEP!"
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