Strange Indeed
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 7745
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Astra, Fred, and Velus round the corner and appear...
...on a brightly colored and flamboyantly lighted stage in front of a live audience? "Hi, I'm Jim Jilly-Jolly Jenkins, and it's time to play SLAY THE DRAGON!" A man dressed in a blue suit holding a microphone is standing at the front of the stage yelling at the audience, which is screaming. "Yes, now let's meet our contestants!" From seemingly out of nowhere, platforms with little buzzers attached and each person's name written on the front pop up out of the ground and appear in front of Astra, Fred, and Velus. "Uhhhh....." Fred manages to stammer out, looking around frantically at Astra and Velus. The man continues fervently. "First, she's a gorgeous, naked chick from Aqualaria, and she's ready to rip off some dragonheads - it's the fair maiden Astra!!" The crowd cheers wildy. "Next, he thinks he's a warrior out to slay a dragon and win the girl, but he's really just a goofy-grinned fool that can't stop admiring Astra's ass - it's Sir Fred!" "Hey!" responded Fred, who had been admiring Astra's ass, "My goof is not grinned-er, I mean my grin isn't goofy!" "And finally," the Jim continues, "It's our returning champion, the one, the only - Velus the teengaged-boy-turned-into-a-wonder-dog!" The crowd continues their cheering for all three contestants. "Now, you all know the rules - I'll ask each of you questions, and if you get one right, you'll get 20 seconds to try and SLAY THE DRAGON! If you fail, which you will, the game continues on with the next question! At the end of the half-hour, whoever has done the most damage to the dragon WINS! Are you ready?" "YES!" the audience replies in unison. "Alright," announcer Jim, uh, announces, "then let's play! Who should we ask a question of first? And remember, we have the mind-reading/truth-telling beams locked on all three contestants, so whatever we ask, they MUST answer truthfully!" The audience seems divided, but most of the shouts and yells seem to favor...
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