Sex Invaders and the Virgin Damnation - The Ballad of Josh Burbank

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75972

Astra rolled her eyes. “Uh, pretty easily,” she declared. “They are lined with minx fur, after all. You just don’t get it, do you?”

The old greybeard’s ashen face was turning an unusual bright shade of pink. “Oh, I get it! I get the bill at the end of the month, that’s what I get! What am I going to do!? How am I going to pay for this on a necromancer’s wages!?”

Astra shrugged. “I don’t know. I can’t say I really gave that much thought. I do have other pressing matters to attend to, you know...”

Belboz smiled with bloodless lips. “Of course. Of course. No worries. No worries. HeheheheheHehehehehoohoohohoo! NO WORRIES! Fff!”

Astra grew visibly nervous. “Uh...good. You gonna be okay?”

A wild look came over the sorcerer’s face as he continued his horrid, hen-like cackling. “Oh I’m going to be as happy as a songbird in May! You know why? Because I’m going to pour myself a drink! That’s right! That’s what I’m going to do! It’s been seven years since I last touched the devil’s serum, but leave it to a woman to drive me back to it!”

“But it’s 10:30 in the morning!” the princess pointed out.

Belboz searched frantically through one of his cupboards and pulled out a dusty bottle of wine. “Your point?”

“Well...so pour me one too.”

Josh, meanwhile, had recovered and was actually sitting up. He was still completely out of his element...whatever that means. “Can I have some, too?” he said in a weak, squeaking voice.

Both Astra and Belboz turned to him abruptly and said:

  1. "NO!"
  2. "Sure! Why not?"

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