Worst Episode Ever!

The looming figure chuckled. "OH, YOU ARE, THEN?" It lurched forward, grew and shifted. It was the Dragon! "DO YOUR WORST!"

"Noooo!!!!" Astra cried as she smote her forehead.

"What's the matter?" Fred asked. "It's only a figure of speech."

"No, not here. Not from him. It's a curse!"

"A curse?" Fred asked. Velus growled. Apparently he got the point at least.

"Think, Sir Fred!" Astra sighed. "We are on a quest. What is the worst we could do?"

"Well... to fail the quest, I guess."

"Precisely! And that's what's going to happen now. There's no fighting a dragon's curse."

"Well, but if you knew this, how were you planning to defeat it then?"

"I had brought a magic charm to counter the curse, but..." Astra groped at her bare throat.

"You're not wearing it since you're naked."

"Thank you, Mister Exposition!"

"You're welcome. Uh, what's exposition?"

1. Appaled by such ignorance in a royal knight, the dragon runs off screaming like a little girl. And you thought he was scary before!
2. Fred pulls something out of his pocket. "Oh, you mean this charm?"
3. They attack the dragon anyway - and fail miserably, as predicted.
4. Well, what do you know. Looks like the curse didn't work after all.
5. Velus bites the dragon.
6. Plan B.

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