Your Family is Dumb

The problem was, Mr. Wiggles had split about a month after their night together, leaving no trace of where he had gone to. His former landlord was sworn to secrecy, and even his best friends didn't even know where he ended up.

The past couple of months had also been a whirlwind for Krissy. She and Scott had split up upon his return from Australia, and Scott had not only resumed his nightly activities in bars and clubs, he had also began using his "Scott R. Chen" alias that he had sworn off upon finding what seemed to be true love with Krissy, and after confronting his traumatic past. Scott was reportedly very out of control, drinking heavily, and picking up as many as four women in one night.

Krissy hadn't exactly been a saint, either. While still unaware that she was pregnant with Mr. Wiggles' kid, she had made moves on both Josh Burbank (to kind of rub it into Scott's face), and the slightly dimwitted Jasper Hewitt. Josh had remembered to bring condoms, while Jasper unfortunately went flaccid at the worst possible moment, which got him thrown out of the apartment for his troubles.

Jasper's cousin Sara, one of Krissy's BFFs, came over to help her deal with the news.

"Krissy, you do know who the father is, don't you?"
"Yeah, some guy that I met in a bar three months ago."
"You mean, it's not Scott's baby?"
"No, it isn't. He started ignoring me after my accident, so I basically cheated on him. He dumped me a month after that, and he's been cruising the bars every night, fucking whoever would give him the time of day."
"Just like the old days. So, do you have any idea where the baby daddy is?"
"No, I don't know, Sara. No one seems to know. He could be anywhere-- Vancouver, Dallas, Pennsylvania, New Jersey...nobody knows!"

1. Isn't that nice? Now let's end this poorly written nightmare...

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