Our Bizarre Relationship

"Krissy...we really shouldn't have gone on like that," he says.
"Why do you say that? I had a blast tonight!" Krissy answers.
"I know, and so did I, believe me! But at the very least, I really should've ran to the drugstore on the corner to buy some Trojans."
"Well, don't worry about a thing, baby. If I get pregnant, I'm sure I'd make a really good mother if that's what you're worried about. I mean, we both made this decision tonight, right?"

Oh my god, I can't believe she just said that, Mr. Wiggles thinks. Why didn't I say no when I had the chance?

After an hour of quality time spent talking and whatnot, Krissy needs to be headed home. It's almost five in the morning, and she hadn't been out this late since her wild college days. At the moment, she's still not terribly concerned that she just might have gotten pregnant only a few short hours earlier.

Mr. Wiggles walks her to the door. "I guess we'll see each other around, right?" he asks.
"Oh yeah!" answers Krissy. "But two things before I go home, Mr. Wiggles..."
"Yes?"
"First things first, if we run across each other again, have condoms this time, okay? Secondly, if you feel the need to update your MySpace blog about sleeping with me tonight, be sure to use your own computer, please? Don't go home to your parents' house and use their computer to brag about getting laid!"
Krissy could barely finish her statement without breaking out into laughter. Even Mr. Wiggles had to stifle laughter.
"I take it you slept with a guy who did that?"
"Yeah, sure did. In college. He said he wasn't ready to move into a dorm room. I never saw him again anyway."

They embrace, kiss passionately, and part ways. Krissy goes home, Mr. Wiggles immediately goes back to bed. By the time he wakes up late in the morning, he's already made up his mind about what he's going to do next...

1. Three months later.

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