Woe and Adventure

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 74098

Astra had found some discarded Allarian Mega-Armor, which shifted and changed color to whatever most complimented the wearer's body shape and hair color. Mega-Armor was known for dispersing hostile magic at the cost of your last minute of life per spell and Astra was fully willing to make the sacrifice.
The dark-maroon of the armor reminded Scott of all the times Josh peed blood during that week they were trapped in the loading dock of the Multiversal Mall Lego-Blocks store (The MM being one of the many locations to interface with this Starbucks and the related bookstore). Scott, with no prompting at all, started ranting about one of the many misadventures JOSH had told him while the two were trapped in the loading dock (thank god someone had left the employee fridge well stocked).
So in conclusion, based off a recollection of Astra's new multi-angled armor, Scott is recounting some nonsense that JOSH had gone through. What mis-adventure of Josh does Scott relate first?

  1. Josh's first kiss, which inolved a pretty, willing lass his age, nacho cheese and the insane nanny's 'Employee Cam'.
  2. Josh's last kiss, which had involved a very unwilling Scott, cottage cheese and the exact same insane nanny who had been stalking Josh for five years.
  3. The time Josh had gotten stuck on his high school's roof...while like a million people had stayed after to roam around the fields.
  4. The college Josh had visited once after getting lost on a road trip. So many science lab fumes...
  5. The time Josh and Scott had gotten trapped in the loading dock of a Lego store. Yes, Josh complained about this WHILE going through it.
  6. Scott's incessant marriage proposals. Yes, in this thread, Scott is gay for Josh.
  7. Josh's incessant farts. Josh thought gastro-intestinal problems were an epic adventure.
  8. Josh's -actual- epic adventure, where he joined a legion of noble warriors to save a world from slavery...Josh complained because he had had a bunion and Empress Lola wouldn't speak to him.

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