Punk Guy ('Cause He Does Punk Things)

"Steal my girl, huh?" whispers Roger as he slowly makes his way to the bathroom closest to Scott's room. "I'm gonna teach him a lesson. The old pinhole in the condom trick. Sure enough, Krissy's gonna get knocked up, and I'll be able to prove once and for all that she was cheating on me!"

Roger sneaks into the washroom, illuminated only by a small night light plugged into the wall near the switch. He quickly finds the basket of condoms, and it looks like Scott was running low on rubbers. Roger never even bothered to think about whether Josh was sneaking any of the condoms from the basket as he methodically began to poke holes into the packages with a safety pin that he had "borrowed" from Krissy's bathroom earlier that evening.

1. Suddenly, Josh walks in.
2. Suddenly, Scott walks in.
3. Roger accidentally sticks his finger with the safety pin. He cries out loud enough to wake up nearly everyone in the building. What a wimp.
4. Wait, those condoms don't belong to Scott. They belong to President Bush! Roger bursts into tears as the Secret Service arrests him.

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