Exploding Tree of Destiny

Brin shrieked piercingly as the guard pulled out a short sword and started chasing her around the cell. "Fluff! C'mere fluff! Get back 'ere ye nutter! Oi!"

Fred meanwhile twitched in the throes of a massive heart attack. Somehow too much of a man to let a mere cardiac arrest distract him from his mission, he rose from a prone position to a half crouch to a flying horse kick propelling the impolite, youthful guard across the cell and into the bars, which the guard proceeded to wrap his head around with a juicy explosion of blood, teeth and brain matter. Brin shrieked again as Fred flipped in mid-air and landed in a wiry cat-like stance. "My lady are you injured anywhere? Your tail?"

Brin stared horrified at the butchered guard. "Oh no Fred! We're in big trouble! We are murderors! We'll rot in this cell until we die!"

1. Fred seizes the defeated guard's armaments and proceeds to lead a jailbreak recruiting various rogues and lawbreakers from the adjoining cells to join his faction.
2. Enraged at being treated like a common criminal despite his lofty titles and ranks Fred goes on a murdering rampage through the town jail, drinking all the beer he finds and killing anyone who dares oppose him.
3. Fred waits for the surviving guards to show up and explain what happened hoping to be cleared of his charges in a lawful court.
4. Fred outstretches his arms and howls "Alakemf Knugiya Yoroshkunf!!" and traces a glowing pentacle in mid-air which explodes opening a gateway to the Hell Dimension.

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