A Tale of Three Cookies
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 72482
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Sara was vegging out on one of the teal couches, watching a Doctor Quinn
Medicine Woman marathon on Lifetime. Josh came up, tray in hand, and
displayed his glorious gift to her; like a bird of paradise displaying it’s
brightly painted plumage to a discriminating female (in order to mate the
night away in the steamy forests of yore) – somewhen in the dark of time,
in the darkest part of ancient New Jersey – in the days of Moses, when the
gnome still walked with the monkey, and the Dodo bird still flung their
feces at the elf, and the plate still ran with the spoon, and the magpie
still laughed at the ape. “I baked for thee these cookies three that I
might be thy source of glee and m’haps play thy Nintendo wii.” Sara yawned, exposing her big bunny teeth and forked bunny tongue. “Thou’rt not to play my Wii, fiend. Begone! You infect my brain with thy drivel.” “But the cookies!” he wallowed.“I’m on ye olde diet of yore.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”And dramatic music resounded from nowhere.
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