The police officers wander off, leaving Josh handcuffed and sprawled on
the floor. Somebody had taken his shoes.
"Sara!" cries Josh. "Sara! Get your furry butt back over here and help
me!"
"What?" Sara demands.
"It's true! Your butt has fur on it."
"Well, yes, but why the hell mention it when you need a favor? Are you
drunk?"
"Just a little. Please help me!"
Sara gets a pair of bolt cutters from the Staircase Room Bolt Cutter
Storage Shed. In seconds, Josh is free. Still with the cuffs but better
then nothing.
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In gratitude, Josh bakes Sara some cookies.
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Josh keeps clicking the cuffs tightet and tighter. Ten minutes later, his hands are twice the size and green.
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Josh flexes his wrists and the cuffs snap off. Sara demands to know why he didn't do that in the first place.
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Josh beats himself to death with the bolt cutters.
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Josh accidentally puts the bolt cutters into the Staircase Room Lawn Mower Shed. He over-reacts to a simple mistake, then punches a clown.
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Josh calls ex-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for advice on how to deal with the remnants of the cuffs.
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Despite Sara being right there, Josh calls her on the phone for advice about Scott's recent battle with his pants.
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