Death Comes to the Moron
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 72165
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[Previously: the bounty hunter Kail, also sometimes called Kali in other threads, angers the Jedi
in a not terribly coherent series of events and barely escapes with his life. He is then attacked by
Jawas and rescued by a teenage girl who asks him to take her to her homeworld. Then, this
being an unmoderated Addveture, they start having sex.]
Consumed by lust, you pull your pants down. As the girl sees your, erm, light saber, her face twists into anger and disgust. You see that her skin is rippling and she seems to be increasing in heigh. "Now I have a ship," the shapeshifter says. "Stupid gullible human." You then see terrible jaws clamping down on your head. Congratulations. You are now dead
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