Astra Loses It

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71688

Astra pounded at the door in a fit of rage, spilling the bundle of clothes in the process. “Open the door,” she roared, “this INSTANT!” The sound of the door being unbolted was her cue to ram her way in.

To her surprise she found Lord Fred sprawled at her feet, looking up at her like a cockroach about to meet the bottom of a shoe. “So good of you to join us,” he babbled blushfully.

Bob had been a busy man in her absence. He was seated in her favorite chair, surrounded by his entire entourage of bleach blonde harlots, and downing her finest champagne straight from the bottle. But how? She'd only been gone five minutes! “Sorry about the door,” he called to her. “We just couldn’t be too cautious given my reception here. By the way – nice place you got here! I really can’t see why you ever left in the first place! Here, have a glass of champagne!”

Fred scurried back over to the door and locked it once more. “We’re having a party, Astra!” he declared stupidly. “It was Robert’s idea! Isn’t he wonderful!”

Maybe it was the fact that she hadn’t slept in over 24 hours, but the princess did an unexpected thing then – she laughed! She laughed and laughed and kept on laughing. Delirious with exhaustion, she...

  1. Jumped into Bob's lap and accepted the champagne.
  2. Violently attacked every living soul in the room.
  3. Ran about in circles screaming nonsense.
  4. Fainted.

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