You are Stupid (or should that be "You is Stupid"?)

"Sure I am," you say. "Royalty have blue blood. Everyone knows that."

"Everyone except true royals, who know that it's a myth. We have red blood just like everyone else."

"You mean I've slit my wrists for..." You get no further, as you fall unconscious from loss of blood.

Fortunately Princess Astra has pretty good first aid skills and isn't the type to bear a grudge.

1. She bandages your wrists and you survive.
2. But, with all the princesses being naked, suitable material for bandages is hard to find. You expire.
3. Unconscious, your shape-shifting ability switches off, and you are revealed in your true alien form.

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