Enter a title for this episode: STUPID
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71608
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Luckily, the sword Astra obtained like...15 episodes ago, materializes out
of thick air. Not thin air. Get it!? HA! HA! You are to laugh
now! Do it! Because, you know, um. Well. Usually it would be ‘thin’ air,
but because, like, you know, there’s a bunch of fatties and stuff... “We get it,” Astra intervenes. “Really. Please, just...God. Go to bed. Why are you even writing an episode right now? Don’t you know when to call it quits!? Are you off your meds?” Well, I fed SOME of them to the goldfish but...Shut up.“Make me.” Astra shuts up. HA! See, I’m the narrator, Astra. So there. Ya. I just won an imaginary battle against a non-existent person. WOO HOO! I’ve hit rock bottom! I always knew this day would come! Let’s see, who to thank...first of all, my agent. My mom...I guess. That judge that gave me five years probation instead of 35 years in a federal penitentiary. JH, for not deleting every episode I’ve ever written...“You must feel very proud,” the stupid Princess says even though I just wrote that she shouldn’t and she’s stupid and smells like poo. “And you’re completely insane,” she fires back with that sure minded wit she’s so famous for. That and her glorious boobs. “Oh come off it, already,” she snarls. “Boobs,” a random character agrees.“Indeed,” you chime in. “However, I was just about to prove my royal lineage to this bootylicious princess here.” You take the sword and get on with it already. In an act of true desperation, you take the blade of the sword and cut your own wrists with it. A fountain of blood spurts from the self inflected wound. And it’s color?
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Ib (somebody help me)
12/1/2007 9:10:34 PM
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