The Chauvinistic Genie?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71488
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Although Fred was indeed a virile knight of the realm, he simply wasn’t as
adept at climbing trees as the Princess was. Even with her “enhanced”
bosom, she easily outpaced him. The monkey put up a ferocious struggle,
especially for it’s size, and Astra suffered a nasty bite on her left hand
for her troubles. In the end, however, it was she who claimed victory. The monkey leapt to another tree, whooping angrily. Fred let out a frustrated growl of his own. Robert was crushed (and not by one of the island’s peculiar boulders). “Fred! You insolent whoreson! You gleeking, ill-nurtured lout! You looked more awkward than a drunken dwarf climbing that tree! Why don't you go and slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!”Fred offered a pitiful apology, but it did little to ease the mood. Astra, meanwhile, was back on terra firma and eyeing her prize lustfully. Sure enough, the little green man appeared as before. “You know the drill,” he said. “Three wishes...er...Oh dear...”The princess was obviously confused. “What? What is it?” “Well...I don’t want to come across as a narrowminded sod...but I’m afraid one of your sexual persuasion cannot use this bottle...”Astra’s blood pressure mounted. “You mean to say I can’t make a wish because I’m a WOMAN!?” “In so many words...yes. Look, they’re not my rules...”“Wait!” someone beckoned. Astra turned to see Alexis running along the great sandy beach toward them. “Maybe you can’t use it, but what about me!? I am, after all, really a man!” Astra turned back to the little green genie. “Well? You heard him. What of it? Can he, then?”The genie looked thoughtful before replying...
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