The Amazingly Alliterative Adventures of Astra

"Don't talk to Robert like that," Fred admonished her. "He's a wonderful guy, once you get to know him. You should be grateful that he's given you those glorious globes."

Astra's mouth dropped open. "Have you caught the sun, Fred? These titanic tits are terribly tiresome."

"No, I've not caught the sun. I'm seeing things clearly at last. Robert has used his third wish already. A monkey has just stolen the bottle, but Robert has asked me to get it back for him. And when I do, I'll have three wishes which I will use as Robert directs, for he is much wiser than I am."

Hearing a hooting from above her, Astra looked up and saw the monkey on the top-most branch of the palm waving the bottle. "Not if I get the bottle first," she said to Fred.

She sprinted across to the base of the tree, her bounteous breasts bouncing boisterously, and began climbing the trunk. Within a couple of seconds, Fred had chased after her and commenced to climb on the opposite side. It was a race to see who could get to the monkey first.

1. Astra succeeds in getting the bottle. Now she can make some wishes of her own.
2. Astra has always been very athletic, but she quickly finds that her enormous endowments make climbing very difficult. When she has gone up about twelve feet, she falls. Fortunately the sand below is soft, and she lands breasts-first, so no harm is done.
3. The monkey happens to pluck the cork out of the bottle and the genie emerges. Though the monkey can't speak, the genie understands that it is wishing that all the humans would leave it alone.
4. The monkey simply leaps to the next tree.

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