Scott's Funeral Part 2

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71281

The violence, gun-shorts and pants-wetting of the first attempted funeral had unerved everyone enough that they decided to hold the second attempt three days later.
Sure enough, everyone who has survived the alien invasion fleet that had arrived, attacked and been destroyed to a man/alien in the past three days shows up in the Scottish highlands again. Clouds of smoke from what was once some important Scottish city rises high in the east.
"Um..." said Seeker, looking around. "Did anybody remember to clean up from last time?"
Mitchell puts up one of the many chairs. One Stan tosses some dead flowers into a nearby trash can. King Emry brushes some leaves off the umbrella stand.
"Nobody cleaned!" said some guy who appeared once in Addventure ten years ago. "In fact, nobody even bothered to put Scott's body in storage!"
"Eeeek!" screams Grand Moff Grand Moff. "He's all stinky and bloated and stuff."
"Eeek?" says Captain Kirk. "A commander of a spaceship the size of Manhattan says eeek?"
What to do about Scott's bloated corpse?

  1. Nudge it into the open grave.
  2. Blast it with a phaser. Bury an empty coffin.
  3. Blast the empty coffin with a phaser.
  4. James Bond fires into the crowd with dual AK-47s. Dozens fall.
  5. Grand Moff Grand Moff calls in an orbital bombardment on Scott's body.
  6. Scott's head is tossed around like a beachball at a Metallica concert.
  7. Zombie Scott arises and eats a nearby midget.
  8. Josh, surfing the internet as usual, discovers several hundred people working on the Scott Chen Funeral page for Wikipedia.
  9. Some dude from Toad the Wet Sprocket shows up and fires paintballs in the air at an astonishing rate.
  10. That guy in red ponytails from the Wendy's commercial shows up. He is tasered.

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