An Interlude
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71253
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We find ourselves suddenly transported into a well-furnished library,
with all the things one might expect in a well-furnished library:
furnishings, books, tapestries, little statuettes of dead people, curtains,
windows, books, and more furnishings. Also, lots and lots of books. And
furnishings. And stuff. Yay, I’m a good writer! Seated on a chair before us, smoking on an ivory pipe and dressed in silk robes, is noted philosopher President George Bush - The Decider. George does that thing where he jerks his head forward a bunch of times. “Hehehe. Gasoline prices are a problem. We must find a way to adjustinize our way of thinkitating on such important matters. First, we gotta start being proactive.” He seems proud that he uttered a word that actually exists in the English language, and he takes a moment to silently congratulate himself. “Now, why was there a semi deliverin’ pizza in Scotland? I don’t know, but I’ve got my best people thinkitating on it and we’ll get back to you. The Amurican people demand it. I demand it. And more importantly, Jesus demands it. Rarely is we asking the question: is we doing the right stuff in consideration of the oil crisis! Yes, we are. But congress and the terrorists won't play nice. I'm an optometrist, not a pacifier.”An aid approaches and whispers something in his ear. Bush shrugs and shakes his head in confusion. The aid whispers something else. He still looks confused. “I mean to say, I'm an...optimist. Not a...pessi... a pessim...a negative person. I propose a Constitutional amendment.”Gee, thanks, George. Anyway, where were we?
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11/16/2007 8:34:50 PM
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