"GAAAAH!" Josh screams as several different bodily fluids arc high into
the air, some of them his. The wild sheep baah and growl and stamp their
tiny, woman-like feet.
Lots42 rushes to help and is struck by a passing pizza delivery semi
(nobody seemed to mind the funeral was being held twenty feet from the
side of a busy highway).
"DEAR GOD THEY ARE CHEWING ON MY SPLEEN!" Josh cries from beneath the
furry mass.
Suddenly Jean-De-Luc from the Winback 64 game opens up with a machine gun.
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The sheep fall dead. Along with Josh.
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The sheep fall dead. Josh is rushed to the hospital.
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Jean-De-Luc had used all his ammo putting Josh out of <S>everyone else's</S> his misery. The sheep turn on the crowd.
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Jean-De-Luc had opened fire on the mourners. Dozens are slain.
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Wait a second. Pizza delivery semi? In this day of high fuel prices?
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Scott arises as a hideous vampire. Unfortunately he forgot to wait until sundown. FLAME.
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Scott arises as a hideous vampire, the dark rainy clouds sufficently hiding the sun. He had forgotten about his ex-wife, Buffy Summers. STAKE.
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Some people in London eat a dish called 'Spotted Dick'. Isn't that hilarious? What will unfamilar people do next?
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Lots42 arises as a vampire zombie werewolf. He casually devours Mike Cain, who was asleep.
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