You And Sri Lanka

1. Mediate a property dispute.
2. Order lunch.
3. Quit.
4. Slap a secretary.
5. Fire everyone.
6. Hire your siblings.
7. Hire unqualified, mentally ill seven year old children.
8. Burn the city to the ground.
9. Hack into the Tourism Center brochures, have every instance of the city's name followed by (great place for tranny sex).
10. Eat some meat pies.

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