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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71069

"MY PRIDE! MY PRIDE!" screams Lots42 as he lies face down in the dirt, having barely escaped with his life thanks to the well timed intervention of Josh Burbank and Scott Childers (or Chen; he'll answer to both). "I can feel it! It's broken in six places!"

Josh and Scott exchange confused glances.

"Lots," Josh finally speaks. "How can you tell your pride is broken in six places?"
"Never mind that, Josh!" Scott says. "We ought to just leave him for the finger cult members to find!"
"No!" Lots screams. "Don't do that!"

  1. Josh and Scott help the poor sap up.
  2. Lots explains that unlike many people, he has a physical pride somewhere in his body.
  3. Josh and Scott abandon Lots42.
  4. Actually, Lots meant that his left leg was broken in six places. How he did this, no one is certain.

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