Vanilla Pudding. Wackiness Ensues!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 70967

You plummet for what seems like an eternity into the darkness. Finally you land in something...squishy. The overbearing smell of vanilla hangs heavy in the air. Just then, you notice something odd. Inside your shirt pocket, where you stashed a handful of striped almonds before leaving the Staircase Room, something is glowing brightly. Upon further investigation, you deduce that it is the almonds that are glowing.

Stupidly, you decide to stick one of the nuts into the underground lake of pudding. It doesn't take long for the metamorphic almond to change into into it's rightful form - that of an enraged, winged creature that resembles a zebra. It's body glows brilliantly, lighting up the chamber. A Zebroid!

"Oh dear," you say, absentmindedly plopping one of the nuts into your mouth.

Twin spouts of steam issue from the insane creature's flaring nostrils. "SPIT THAT OUT!" it commands you in a voice that shakes the very foundations of the earth. "That's my sister in your mouth!"

  1. "Huh?" you say, plopping another almond into your mouth like a very stupid idiot.
  2. Do as the mean zebra man says. And while you're at it, try making joke at it's mother's expense to break the tension.
  3. "I'm a nutty bunny," you blurt, obviously having spent too much with that moron Josh.
  4. Just then, someone else lands into the lake of vanilla pudding. It's Bill Murray!
  5. Something else as equally stupid as the aforementioned options happens.

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