Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Now, here he was in a store on the second level that sold weaponry. For the past twenty minutes, Fred has been arguing with the manager about the lack of medieval weaponry, such as swords, shields, lances, maces, or even a nice catapult. Instead, there was a pretty decent selection of knives, but how was one going to slay a dragon with something that could be concealed in the palm of your hand?

Fred is also confounded at the strange gadgets that look like miniature and futuristic cannons, and he also can't understand why the manager won't let him test one out in the middle of the store.

1. Fred is swiftly ejected from the store.
2. Fred is directed to Johnny's Medieval Weapons, on the third floor.
3. Fred slays the manager.

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