Miracle Man Part Deux

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 69348

A flash of eldritch energy enevelops Josh as he sits alone in the cockpit. Much of the plane is rendered useless. Both wings drop off and the thing that holds all the poop empties onto the tarmac. Josh giggles as he sees a rear-view mirror view of the gallons of poo.
Then he realizes the magic word had changed him into a buff, ripped, dynamic version of George Constanza. Josh flies before he realizes he could. He hefts the airplane and throws it into the sun. The trail of it's poop-holder leaves spatters of poop all over dozens of the arrested Parisians.
Josh frees them with a brief-flash of super-speed.

  1. Fight crime.
  2. Explore space.
  3. Do great deeds.
  4. Protect the enviorment.
  5. Kill everyone in sight.
  6. Eat a cat.
  7. Kill everyone in North America, in alphabetical order. Zam Zzzarinsky manages to get a particle gun just in time ...
  8. Josh utters the word 'Shazam' just to see what will happen.
  9. Josh re-arrests everyone, but he links them all together and plays 'Snap the whip' over the Atlantic. Josh is sick in the head.
  10. Josh finds Jasper Hewitt and kicks his head off like he was Beckham.

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