Licensed to spill

"So you have a license?" Peter Bogdanovich asked.

"I believe I just said that."

"I'll believe that when I see it. May I see your license?"

The woman shrugged. "Sure, but you're going to regret asking."

"I'll be the judge of that. Show it to me."

"As you wish. Remember you asked. Lord Frederigo is my witness."

"What now?"asked Lord Fred, who had been ogling the barmaid and not paying much attention to anything else.

"He asked to see my license."

"Whatever."

Out of nowhere the rabbit woman produced a thick scroll bristling with seals. She grasped one end and unrolled it with a deft flick of her wrist.
It hit the floor.
It kept unrolling.

1. A serving wench tripped on it.
2. It disappeared under a table.
3. It rolled down the cellar stairs.
4. Josh Burbank spilled Chinese mustard on it.
5. Several armed badgers rushed in shouting "A snake! A snake!"
6. One of the seals - unlike the others this one was an aquatic mammal - started balancing a ball on its nose.
7. As the scroll finished unrolling, it turned out to have a carrot at the center.
8. Wait, wasn't the rabbit woman the only female in the room? [chapter 194]
9. How did she know Lord Fred's name anyway?

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