Chaos and Squalor

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 67991

Astra was both surprised and impressed by what Lots had achieved, and only slightly less so when she discovered that he had had a week in which to do it. But she very soon found out that Josh could create disorder and dirt quicker than Lots - or indeed anyone other than a superhero - could clean up after him. Josh didn't even have to do anything; it was enough for him to be in the vicinity. Not only was she trapped in the Staircase Room with two weirdoes, but it seemed that she would have to put up with ever- increasing chaos and squalor.

She only realised just how bad things could be when, in the second or so between her starting to sit down on a teal couch and completing the act, it acquired a cold, half-eaten pizza in a cardboard container. Standing up with what dignity she could muster, she brushed mozarella cheese and squashed olives from her bare backside.

  1. Then she attempted to murder Josh.
  2. Then she burst into tears.
  3. Then she cracked. Laughing wildly, she started smearing herself with mayonnaise and tomato ketchup. (Of both of which there was a plentiful supply.)

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