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Gerbil drifts off to sleep. "Excuse me," you say. "But now that Gerbil
has been cured of his mysterious condition there's no need for me to be
here anymore, right?" "Sorry sir," the cute blonde nurse grins. "But your services are still required." A silver-haired middle-aged man who looks remarkably like Gerbil walks into the room and asks "So, is he ready?" "Yes!" one of the other nurses says. "With a few more doses of sedatives and treatments he should be ready to carry out his part in the mission." "The hospital's computer system and security protocols are almost completely under our control," says a third nurse. "By that time we should be able to proceed to phase 2 of our plan." "Look, I gotta go home and uh, watch some nature TV shows." you say. "I dont wanna get involved in any government work here. Gerbil's the Detector, not me." The man who looks like Gerbil steps toward you. One of his eyes seems to be burning with liquid flame, while the other sparkles like emerald. "You, Matthias Adelbert McLeod and your friend Germaine Atkins are going to help me realize my dream. Now get in the doggy carrier!" One of the nurses brings forward a doggy carrier large enough to fit you inside. "You must think I'm pretty f@#$ing stupid," you say, looking at the thing. "There's no way I'm getting in there." "Ah, but you have no choice," the man who looks like Gerbil grins. "Tanya! Olga! Alexandra! Help our friend realize the nature of his, ahem, duties." "With pleasure, sire," the nurses all say in a lifeless monotone, starting to walk toward you. "This is nuts!" you protest.
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