"Look, little person." says Jeff, which applies, for you are only four
feet tall. "I have survived the zombies and Larry's carnal attentions. Now
this place is obviously not safe, especially with two zombie detectors in
the room." "Oh, yeah." said Gerbil. And he should know. He still bore the scars from the Pro-Zombie Human Eradication Movement. They wanted to kill all zombie detectors so as to allow the zombies to rise and conquer Earth. "You all can stay in the studios while the National Guard re-sweeps the areas.." Larry says. The studios had been turned into a safe zone because Larry could tell who was infected simply by a glance. "Good idea." said Jeff. "And you can hear my new 'You might be a zombie survivor if' routine." "Well, okay." you said. It was a tiny bit better then staying where the Zombie Queen had infiltrated. "But Jeff? You really don't need to say 'You might be a zombie survivor' with every single damn joke, okay? We GET IT."
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