Foxworthy

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 67529

"Look, little person." says Jeff, which applies, for you are only four feet tall. "I have survived the zombies and Larry's carnal attentions. Now this place is obviously not safe, especially with two zombie detectors in the room."
"Oh, yeah." said Gerbil. And he should know. He still bore the scars from the Pro-Zombie Human Eradication Movement. They wanted to kill all zombie detectors so as to allow the zombies to rise and conquer Earth.
"You all can stay in the studios while the National Guard re-sweeps the areas.." Larry says. The studios had been turned into a safe zone because Larry could tell who was infected simply by a glance.
"Good idea." said Jeff. "And you can hear my new 'You might be a zombie survivor if' routine."
"Well, okay." you said. It was a tiny bit better then staying where the Zombie Queen had infiltrated. "But Jeff? You really don't need to say 'You might be a zombie survivor' with every single damn joke, okay? We GET IT."

  1. Jeff spends some serious time thinking about improvements in his comedic routine.
  2. Jeff cries because he realizes his comedy could have been much better.
  3. "LALALALALA I'M NOT LIIISTENING."
  4. Gerbil wonders why you have not commited suicide yet.
  5. For absolutely no clear reason, Gerbil swallows explosive poison.
  6. Gerbil kills you violently and with great vigor.
  7. Josh Burbank shows up and claims to be Bill Engvall. "Here's your sign, hur hur hur." Then Josh chugs an entire bottle of vodka in seven point four seconds.

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