Dead Finks Don't Talk

Moments after it's activated, the trash compactor shutters to a complete stop with the most grotesque sounding thud of metal hitting metal that you've ever heard. You watch the Zombie Queen's corpse twitch a couple of times as the lights in your apartment start flickering on and off.

And then, the compactor starts smoking badly. Thick black smoke starts to fill the kitchen. You need to get out of here fast!

1. You get to safety in a hurry.
2. You slip and fall on the bloody floor, knocking yourself unconscious.
3. You hear loud moaning from Gerbil. Is he all right?!
4. The Zombie Queen returns to life, sans fifty percent of her head.
5. Oh god, what are you going to tell your landlord when he asks what happened to the trash compactor?

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