Oh, My Pregnant Head

So, you pick up your cell phone and ring up Josh Burbank, hoping that he'll have some helpful advice for you.

Three rings pass, then Josh answers...

1. "Hello?"
2. "Who the fuck is this?!"
3. "Hey, if your apartment is too quiet for your liking, turn on some background noise. The TV, music, a box fan, whatever you want, baby!"
4. "This is Beth, Josh's girlfriend. I'm screening his calls for him while he's locked in the mens' room. May I ask who's calling?"
5. For some reason, Bill Murray answers.

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