Fred vs. Moocow

Moocow sat in a dark corner of the caves, eating the fifty-eighth Velus he had summoned using his author powers. He looked up as he saw Lord Fred walking towards him.

"Hello there, friend." Lord Fred said to the teenage boy he was sitting in the cave eating a dog. "I was wondering if you had seen any cows anywhere?" Fred had no idea who Moocow was, but after hearing him mentioned by Avian, he decided to find them. Him. Whatever.

"What sort of cow?" Moocow asked.

"Err, a moo-cow." answered Fred.

"That would be be me." Moocow told him.

"Shouldn't you be a... cow?" Fred asked the boy.

"Nah, that's just the handle I use on NEQ."

"NEQ?"

"Yeah, NEQ. NEQ is this world. I'm an author of it, but I annoyed Sir-Toby by spamming and as punishment he banished me to this world. What he didn't realize was that it was my evil twin brother who spammed, not me. So instead, I was banished here. I still retain my author powers, but I can't escape..."

"Author powers?"

"Me and the other authors can change your world, but you still have a degree of free-will."

"So you can summon anything?"

Moocow sighed, "Yes. But I'm glad to see another person in here. I found a book that can return me to the real world, but I need another person to say the incantation."

"Why would I want to help you?"

"Because it is a matter of grave importance. If I'm gone, my evil twin will take control of my author position, but if I'm returned, I can stop him.

1. "Fine, I'll help you." Fred replied.
2. "I might... but first, if you really can conjure things... make me the sexiest man alive, and give me better armour and weapons!" Fred tells Moocow.
3. "I'm not helping you!" Fred says. Moocow sighs, and sends Fred back in time to just after he got his powers.

Go Back

View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree